conservatives

2002-07-13T05:08:00.000-07:00

Definitions, Al Gore; Lock Box: An accounting mirage that prevents the government from spending tax revenue. George Bush;Lock Box: A place at Guantamalo Bay to hold Al Quiada operatives. Gore; Gay rights: View points established as law by the process of minority rules. Bush; Gay rights: Equal to and the same as the rights of other law abiding citizens. Al Gore; Internet: One of my inventions. Bill Clinton;Internet: Web site to meet Interns. Al Gore; Right to Choose: A womans perogative not to have a child. Bush; Right to Choose: A parents perogative to select where to school a child.

2002-07-13T04:39:00.000-07:00

Democrats are trying to keep President Bush's 10 year old stock sale in the news, running an ad called ,"sly like a fox",
the campaign attempts to connect ancient financial history with todays accounting debaucle. The only thing sly about it is the
source of the ad, American Family Voices. AFV is headed up by former Clinton Aide Michael Lux. The ad was created by former
Clinton press secretary Joe Lockhart. Democrats are apparently unwilling to extend the "private life" argument to Mr. Bush's
financial past, an argument that was conveniently dragged out for Hillary Clinton and her windfall commodities profits. Like Hillary
Mr. Bush was not an elected official at the time of the transaction, unlike Hillary, he was not married to one either. It will take eye
glasses thicker than AL Gore's book on the enviroment to find any hanging chad that would connect Mr. Bush to the current
accounting scandals.

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2002-06-13T17:21:00.000-07:00

Virginia House Speaker S. Vance Wilkens resigned today under pressure of sexual harassment charges. Wilkens fell on his sword after public support eroded quickly. Clearly Wilkens lacked the star power of former president Bill Clinton. Clinton actions were excused by his Democratic supporters as "his private life". Republicans were not so forgiving towards Wilkens, correctly making a
connection between conduct, credibility, morality and leadership. Wilkens political future was ended, unless of course he switches parties where that type of behavior is accepted as part of his right to privacy within his personal life.

2002-06-13T17:00:00.000-07:00

Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder announced the signing of a free agent son today. The baby is currently training in a
west coast womb, where strength and conditioning are emphasized. Synder expects the baby will fit right into the family's plan for the future. Terms of the deal were withheld but unnamed sources believe it is an eighteen year no cut contract. Snyder also insisted on an additional 4 year option.